Fridge Wisdom: Baby on Borg

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I’ve had this one in the queue for a long time. Because it keeps being true. But there’s a new Star Trek movie coming out, so I figure now’s as good a time as any to drop this bit of Fridge Wisdom.

TODDLERS ARE LIKE THE BORG. Whatever you throw at them, they adapt, reconfigure their circuitry, then come at you full strength with a whole new arsenal.

And whether it’s through precociousness, manipulation or rage, you’d better…

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Here’s some bonus funny for you Trekkier readers out there — my Borg nickname designation for JJ:

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Live Long and Prosper, particularly those of you with toddlers.