Today is March 2nd, and whaddayasay?
It’s also NEA’s Read Across America Day!
So head over to Target, and plop down your kid.
They’ll hear a fun story, just like my kid did.
They’ll hear stories of fishes of hams and of hats.
Then they give them some goodies! What do you think about that?
If you think that’s a lot, there’s still more, so just wait…
Today Dr. Seuss turns one hundred and eight!
And oh yeah, The Lorax opens in theaters.
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