Chuck the Chunk: “Daddy, your butt is big!”

September 14, 2013 | By Brent Almond | LESSONS LEARNED

I made a little more progress this week, but taking (and posting) photos each time reminds me I have a big chunk of work to do. Or maybe I can just avoid being viewed in profile for the rest of my life…

Something else reminded me recently I have a ways to go. My son. For the first time ever ā€” completely out of nowhere ā€” he said, “Daddy, you have a big beyyie.*” This didn’t phase me too much. I pretended to eat his feet and it was all giggles after that. But a couple of days later he pronounced, “Daddy, your butt is BIG!”

This time I told him he shouldn’t say that to people, that is wasn’t nice, blah blah blah. Thing is, I’m not particularly concerned about my butt size ā€” certainly not compared to my belly beyyie. In fact, I’ve always been a little proud of my white boy badonkadonk, thankyouvermuch.

Yet as they say, “Out of the mouths of babes… something something.”

I’m proud of my progress and remain undeterred by these youthful (but truthful) observations. Onward and upward. Or downward, as it were. Later, unwanted 12 pounds!

See you in a fortnight or so.

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*Toddler translation: “L”s sound like “Y”s

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3 responses to “Chuck the Chunk: “Daddy, your butt is big!””

  1. Noah Moore-Goad says:

    Keep up the good work! Remember men like big butts. And those that do cannot lie.

  2. First, I like anyone who uses the term “badonkadonk”, even if they don’t use it with honky-tonk in front of it…..and second Paul has a little hey hey, which I find very attractive. Good job on the weight loss and you are inspiring me.

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