Go The F–k To Sleep, The Sequel

June 10, 2012 | By Brent Almond | THINGS DAD DIGS

It’s been exactly a year since a perfect storm of children’s literature, profanity and the Internet produced Go The Fuck To Sleep. In my previous post on this phenomenon, I surmised the author was already thinking sequels and offered some ideas of my own. Unfortunately, author Adam Mansbach did NOT take my advice, and went with the very lame, backpedaling follow-up Seriously, Just Go To Sleep. Yawn.

Well, it’s been a year and my sometimes hard-to-get-to-sleep 1-1/2 year old is now a never-still-for-a-minute 2-1/2 year old. So, based on my seasoned, expert experience, I’m again offering ā€” free of charge* ā€” a proposed sequel title:

*Unless he actually uses it. Then this is totally trademarked. Ā© 2012 Designer Daddy

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6 responses to “Go The F–k To Sleep, The Sequel”

  1. Stephanie says:

    Brilliant. A year later, you might be interested in “Just Fucking Do What I Asked.”

  2. Amanda says:

    And at 7 it’s “Why The Fuck Won’t You Stop Talking!”

  3. lisa says:

    how about “Get the F*c* off of me!”

    • Brent M. Almond says:

      Is that a breastfeeding-related request, or just related to general clinginess? And are you talking about your son or your husband? šŸ˜‰

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