Go The F–k To Sleep, The Sequel
It’s been exactly a year since a perfect storm of children’s literature, profanity and the Internet produced Go The Fuck To Sleep. In my previous post on this phenomenon, I surmised the author was already thinking sequels and offered some ideas of my own. Unfortunately, author Adam Mansbach did NOT take my advice, and went with the very lame, backpedaling follow-up Seriously, Just Go To Sleep. Yawn.
Well, it’s been a year and my sometimes hard-to-get-to-sleep 1-1/2 year old is now a never-still-for-a-minute 2-1/2 year old. So, based on my seasoned, expert experience, I’m again offering ā free of charge* ā a proposed sequel title:
*Unless he actually uses it. Then this is totally trademarked. Ā© 2012 Designer Daddy
Brilliant. A year later, you might be interested in “Just Fucking Do What I Asked.”
LOL – can’t wait! š
And at 7 it’s “Why The Fuck Won’t You Stop Talking!”
Seems I’ve opened up a can of profanity-laced worms! š
how about “Get the F*c* off of me!”
Is that a breastfeeding-related request, or just related to general clinginess? And are you talking about your son or your husband? š