LEGO-Shell Partnership Claims Another Victim

July 8, 2014 | By Brent Almond | POP CULTURE

Homeless polar bears. Drowning Santa. Emmet and Wyldstyle in a pit of black ooze — all tragic. Yet someone’s missing from this list…

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Graphic inspired by this. Which was inspired by this.

Silly Greenpeace, if you’re going to show the effects of the supposed LEGO-Shell partnership, how can you not include Aquaman? He stands to lose more than anyone in the apocalyptic oil spill depicted in your very, very sad video.

Grab a tissue and check out the doomy & gloomy (but admittedly creative) cover of “Everything Is Awesome.”

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So what say you, readers?
Are you ready to sign the petition and ban LEGO from your household until they completely disconnect from Shell? Or are you tired of all the bleeding heart propaganda getting in the way of building a life-size X-Wing Fighter? Get your rant on in the comments! 

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5 Responses to “LEGO-Shell Partnership Claims Another Victim”

  1. We donate to Greenpeace. Not only am I NOT signing the petition, I have just pulled my monthly donation from them.

  2. Stu says:

    Whispy female vocal versions of every song is the worst thing to happen to music this side of autotune.

  3. Jack says:

    Let’s go club some baby seals.

  4. Stu says:

    Just donate to friends of the earth instead, much better and don’t resort to silly stunts like getting arested in Russia.

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