Meet the Monsters of Dad Blogging at Dad 2.0 Summit

October 31, 2013 | By Brent Almond | DESIGN STUFF, LESSONS LEARNED

I’ve sung the praises of Cottonelle Care Routine ā€” the wondrous wipes and the terrific TP ā€” in both poetry and prose. I’ve regaled you with tales of toilet treachery. And if you’re still reading these rear-related posts from a certain group of blogging bums, it means you’re either stalking me (in which case, please buy a t-shirt!) or you’re really keen on going to Dad 2.0 Summit in New Orleans, Jan 30-Feb 1, 2014.

I know I’m extremely excited to be experiencing all kinds of firsts for those three days… My first time attending Dad 2.0 Summit. First trip to New Orleans. And my first time to meet many of my fellow Cottonelle Brand Bumbassadors that have been bombarding you with poop-tweets and judging your own poems worthy to be praised or flushed.

We’re going to be announcing our final two weekly winners on Monday, November 4, so do your doo diligence, and get to haiku-ing. Because you could then be the BIG winner of the trip to Dad 2.0, which we announce a mere two days after that, on November 6!

In the meantime, I thought I’d spend the last few hours of Halloween (OH MY GOD I’M SO EXHAUSTED MY SON IS FOUR AND WENT TO ALL THE HOUSES AND ATE ALL THE CANDY!) introducing you to our fine and fancy gang of fellows who’ve served as your judge and jury these last several weeks.

And YES, you too can meet us all live (-ish) and in person in New Orleans if you win the BIG PRIZE! That right there should be motivation to get off your bum and get to Twittering.

So here they are (better-late-than-never) THE MONSTERS OF DAD BLOGGING BRAND BUMBASSADORS:

JAY I WANT TO SOKOL YOUR BLOOD

(AKA @DudeOfTheHouse)

sokol-1

DOES A HONEA WHIT IN THE WOODS (& HOWL AT THE MOON)?

(AKA @whithonea)

honea

JEFF BOGLES THE MIND & EXPERIMENTS ON BRAINS

(AKA @OWTK)

bogle

CARTER “SO NICE HE’S PRACTICALLY A MUMMY BLOGGER” GADDIS

(AKA @DadScribe)

gaddis

DAVIDVIENNA! DAVIDVIENNA! DAVIDVIENNA!

(AKA @thedaddycomplex)

vienna

CHRIS GOING FULL CHUCKY ROUTLY

(AKA @ChrisRoutly)

routly

BRENT “SULLY BECAUSE HE’S CUDDLY NOT BECAUSE HE’S FAT” ALMOND

(AKA @DesignerDaddy)

almond

and our fearless leader…

DOUG “TAKES A LICKING & KEEPS ON TICKING” FRENCH

(AKA @MrDougFrench)

french

Okay, one last time ā€“ for the love of all that is unholy, pull a clever haiku out of your bum, Tweet it, and come meet me and these other ghastly guys in New Orleans Jan 30!

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If you still need more convincing, or more info, go here ——-> www.wipingpoetic.com

[Disclaimer: I am being compensated by Kimberly-Clark for my participation in my role as a Brand Ambassador. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I use personally and believe will be good for my readers. All opinions are mine and/or JJ’s.]

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6 responses to “Meet the Monsters of Dad Blogging at Dad 2.0 Summit”

  1. Whit says:

    It’s like looking in a mirror (during a full moon).

  2. Jeff Bogle says:

    This is brilliant, Brent. Look at that beautiful head of hair on me!

  3. Yikes! No matter where I am in the room, David Vienna is looking at me funny!

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